Don’t Tease Me, Garrett
In maybe the most exciting development thus far in an opening month full of really exciting Red Sox developments, Garrett Richards carved up the Mets tonight. 7 IP, 7 hits,…
The 8th Inning
Oh, hello again. I remember you from back in 2018. You drove me out of my damn skull then, and I’m even more pissed off to see you now. You…
Savoring the Flavor
Who saw this coming, huh? The Red Sox are grinding out wins every which way while the Yankees are functionally inept at just about every facet of the game. The…
I Didn’t Hear No Bell
Well, well, well. If social media were any sign of the intelligence of the human race, I would fear very much for the fate of mankind. After a lifeless, embarrassing,…
Opening Day
It’s been two years since I’ve had a legitimate major league baseball season to get excited about. Despite the low expectations most people have for the 2021 Red Sox, I…
Bleacher Brawls Returns
I know it’s been awhile. During a tumultuous period of time in Major League Baseball history where interesting columns could have practically written themselves, John and Luke have been even…