Allow me to be the first to congratulate myself on being right about Gary Sanchez all along. After a few years of claiming that having a strong throwing arm made somebody a good catcher, John has finally admitted to the world that Gary Sanchez should never have been squatting behind the plate four out of every five games. It’s no secret that John isn’t man enough to give me the credit I deserve, so I am forced to pat myself on the back. Luckily, I’m a big enough man to not be afraid to shower myself with praise.
Stay tuned for John’s next column, where he admits how the body of transcendent hitter/7-foot lanky oaf like Aaron Judge should never have been taxed with running around in the outfield every day.