Yoshida is On the Outs in Boston
The Honeymoon lasted about four months. Now, after a single season where he enjoyed one great half and one abysmal one, Masataka Yoshida is on the outs in Boston. Reviews…
Red Sox: Starting Pitching is the Only Good News
Raise your hand if, before the start of the 2024 season, you thought the Red Sox starting pitching would be the only facet of the team to function properly for…
2024 Red Sox as Dunkin’ Menu Items
If America runs on Dunkin’ voluntarily, Boston is legally required to run on it. With a Dunkin’ location for every 6,565 people, it’s safe to say that Bostonians are well-caffeinated,…
Red Sox Stat Leader Predictions: Offense
Expectations is a funny word to use regarding the 2024 Boston Red Sox. There is a lot of talent in this lineup, and I expect their offense to excel. However, it’s…
My 2024 Red Sox Lineup
After a month of blubbering about what the Red Sox have and haven’t done his offseason, I’m finally trying to move on from the thought of a 2024 Red Sox…
Are the Red Sox Throttling or Being Throttled?
I know most people reading this find the question in this column’s title to be laughable. The Red Sox need top-tier starting pitching above all, and they still find themselves…