Red Sox: Starting Pitching is the Only Good News
Raise your hand if, before the start of the 2024 season, you thought the Red Sox starting pitching would be the only facet of the team to function properly for…
2004 vs 2024 Red Sox Rosters
If you charted the past two decades of Boston Red Sox success on a line graph, you’d see more zigs and zags than an entire season of Law & Order:…
2024 Red Sox as Dunkin’ Menu Items
If America runs on Dunkin’ voluntarily, Boston is legally required to run on it. With a Dunkin’ location for every 6,565 people, it’s safe to say that Bostonians are well-caffeinated,…
Red Sox Stat Leader Predictions: Pitching
Trying to predict who will lead the Red Sox pitching staff in certain statistical categories is kinda like trying to predict which Miss America contestant will run the fastest 40-yard…
Throwback: How Do Ya Like ‘Em Now? (originally published October 15, 2021)
The Red Sox season will be over in a week, and their third last place finish in four years is the most likely outcome. With the Chaim Bloom experiment now…
Schizo Sox Set for an Emotional Finale
The 2023 Boston Red Sox have played 118 baseball games, and we’re still not sure what kind of team they are. Well, let’s amend that a bit. We know they…